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Sep 25

condensedbloodmilk:

trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

watching this video was like sitting in a car accelerating to 150, slamming the breaks, spinning out of control, and barley missing a head on collision with a semi-truck.

Sep 25
Sep 25

thranduil-stormborn:

naturemetaltolkien:

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

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Sep 25

stickysheep:

emilyfrxnces:

cloudstreamer:

videohall:

Goat gives it all it’s got

goat: mwaahh

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!

goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

dude: yeaaah

this is so important

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER FOREVER

Sep 25

ephemeral-castiel:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

d0n7fr37:

Why is the only thing sam has a crayon. WHY A CRAYON OF ALL THINGS

because it can’t be used as a weapon. A pen or pencil can be stabbed into someone if you use enough force. Aim for the jugular and it can be deadly

Try and stab someone with a crayon and the worst you can do is give them a small bruise

Crowley looks so affronted by being given a crayon of all things. 

Sep 25
unpluggedoutlet:

Like a proud father.

unpluggedoutlet:

Like a proud father.

Sep 25

thattinynerd:

“Hello 911 all the lights are flickering in my house”

“Sorry ma’am you appear to be in the first 5 minutes of a supernatural episode, there’s nothing we can do for you”

Sep 25

brittbluebird14:

call-me-a-phoenix:

brittbluebird14:

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

Lucifer just got new jeans.

How did this added gif escape my notice?!?!?!

Sep 25

bloodofolympus:

agentrodgers:

protomlad:

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread it in

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

I want an Avengers AU that’s just about Sandwich making. 

quirkypopculturereference wrote a fanfic ‘here

this is why I love tumblr

Sep 22

give-me-my-sin-again:

madame-loki:

nerdywithadashofawesome:

paintedprintedpaper:

moonlightmina13:

gayteenss:

wetpaintanddrynoise:

thatfuckingcrowv2:

unic0rrn-sluts:

this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…

Acurate.

Actually today.

image

Yes

i will never not reblog. its too accurate

wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???

Yes.

I feel in pain just watching this.